Hello gentlemen, and you all thought that I had forgotten about the interview. Well I haven't, and here is a little teaser from my interview with bang.
PS. The very beginning is risque


|AoC| Mar: Tell me about your sexual experiences, Bang, favorite porn, favorite position, etc.

bang: I like gravegun goes to college part 2. I’m lazy so I’m always on the bottom. But, let’s go with I’m a virgin.

|AoC| Mar: Alright, since you still got your V-card, what’s your favorite way to jack off?

bang: My favorite way would probably be one handed, just kinda lay there and spank the monkey. Easy to do and get the job done. Left hand if you were curious.

|AoC| Mar: If you met a girl at a club that was really into you, and wanted to do it, would you do it?

bang: Well, I'm not the biggest club goer. I mean I guess it could be fun, but I can't dance and wouldn't really be there in the first place. I probably would decline though, not the biggest fan of 1 night stands. Then again, I still have my "V-Card".

|AoC| Mar: Asian, Black, Russian, or Swedish girl?

bang: Um, out of those I would pick Asian, but I am a fan of women of Hispanic descent. I like my women to look like 12 year old boys tyvm.

|AoC| Mar: To move back to a more family friendly topic, PL or CTF?

bang: PL, CTF is too slow paces for TF2. It's build uber in mid, push the intel with uber, run it back and get back to mid to build uber.

|AoC| Mar: Very uber centered, no wonder our medics hate it. Now, since your our debate master on the forums, “If you where a lawyer, and you had to defend lime-wire, what case would you use to defend piracy?”

bang: I could not recall the exact case, but the supreme court ruled that in a crime committed by a gun, companies that produce the weapon were not liable. The same goes with my product. Just because some people use mine for unsavory purposes, does not make me liable.

|AoC| Mar: favorite celebrity?

bang: Tough one, lemme think. Gonna be all nerdy and say Gravegun, leader of TF2 Team Convulsion.

|AoC| Mar: rofl. And what’s your favorite frag vid?

bang: Define frag vid, because there's an awesome vid that includes frags, but isn't a typical frag vid. Called Mass A.I. Bots in TF2 blowing shit up.

|AoC| Mar: Wow, didn’t expect that at all. Well that’s all the time we have today.

bang: Thanks’ for giving me this wonderful opportunity!

|AoC| Mar: Cyaround

LMFAO

I forgot all about this.

Ummmm...

Well, when I first heard of these interviews, I wasn't out to find out the favorite jerking methods of fellow players...

Needless to say, no thank you, Mar...

lol. that stuff was halarious.